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  • (In) Human Spaces

    October 25th, 2025

    I am just back from the annual professional meeting of folks around the country who run programs like mine.

    Like nearly all academic meetings, it took place in a big city, in a hotel that is also a conference center. The action went down in one big ballroom and an assortment of smaller meeting rooms spread around wide central spaces, where coffee and food intermittently appeared and then was cleared away.

    It was furnished to be “nice” twenty years ago but, like all such spaces, showed the constant wear and tear of hosting one such event after another. A spot of ripped upholstery here, a missing light switch fixture there, the scuffs on the walls that inscribe a story of people constantly coming and going, presenters moving chairs and tables in an effort to make their session more collaborative, or less.

    I brought a typewriter with me, as above: my bulletproof 1965 Hermes Rocket, which has traveled with me to Hawaii and Ireland and many places in-between. My session was on manual typewriters in 2025 as an interpretive lens to understand the nature of educator burnout and find new ways through it. (Also the topic of the book I have coming out very soon with Loose Dog Press: watch this space!)

    So I got to bring the Rocket with me, and invite participants to take it for a spin. Maybe one of the latent powers of a manual typewriter in 2025 is that it is always exactly what it is, where it is. After all, it is the only object in this photo of my session that is really its own, singular thing: the tables and chairs are anonymous, and even the “slides” aren’t real.

    In every session we found ourselves sitting with strangers at a round wedding-reception-type table covered by two massive industrial tablecloths and were asked to interact, to break ice, to discuss, to synthesize, to report out, above all to network. The incongruity of the importance of the work we are striving to do at these meetings, juxtaposed with its trade show surroundings, always jars me and creates an anomie in my soul so consistent I have learned to brace for it.

    I remember attending my industry’s biggest meeting twenty years ago in San Francisco and standing on one of those terrible banquet chairs to see one of my mentors receive the organization’s highest honor, a lifetime achievement award. A deeply moving moment, thousands of lives changed for the better, world-shifting impact on education—taking place in a corner of the Moscone Center that would probably feature a refrigerator display in two days.

    My local district in opening a new elementary school on Monday, years after accepting the fact that the historic WPA-constructed building was too close to a flood-prone river to possibly be reclaimed, Hurricane Helene displaced the kids from it anyway; they have been meeting for a year in donated halls, and so having a home at last is a major achievement. But of course, as one of my sons (a former student of the school) commented upon viewing an online video tour, it looks like a Hampton Inn inside.

    I have not seen the video but do not need to. I know what educational “nice” looks like. I know exactly what he means. Indestructible carpet with fierce patterns overlaying neutral texture that will hide stains and wear for two decades. Ranks of plastic tables and chairs that can be rolled around and reconfigured, but never really fit together. Indirect lighting that will still make everything cold and sallow.

    (I also read that the university building where I was so splendidly taught by that grad school mentor just re-opened after a comprehensive refresh. In the photos, I see the Hampton Inn aesthetic, filtered through a lot more money.)

    I am grateful to the designers and the builders and everyone for a new building, don’t get me wrong. I just want to note that any public institutional space has to meet its contemporary demands to look “nice,” to accommodate hundreds, and to last for fifty years.

    Spaces that tick all those boxes will never be humane spaces. They will never build in the evidence of human existence that so many of us find comforting in older, lived-in educational spaces. Worn spots on terrazzo floors where three generations of chairs have been scraped. Formica tabletops with the edges worn from students leaning over books, then laptops, late into the night. Chalkboards from the 60s peeking out around the edges of whiteboards from the 90s that were mounted right on top of them, to not leave divots in the drywall.

    My favorite educational meeting has always happened in the same physical place, and has since the late 70s. It’s a Catholic retreat center near Dayton. I am not Catholic, but I read in its low-slung brick and monastic rooms and stained-glass chapel a strong presence of the liberation theology of fifty years ago. Ecumenical, peacenik, a little woozy, earth-tone woodcuts of venerated elders and saints painted on burlap. The rooms redolent of thousands of urns of coffee and the adequate but unpretentious on-site dining service. Brick and coffee and just a little warm damp: a terrarium, nearly, for people who seek to care for other people.

    Overwhelmingly human and cozy, Feels like home to me, anyway, who is old enough to remember Air Force Base chapels built in the same vibe. Feels like room to sit and rest, room to hole up and read, room to make a new friend. The meeting itself the historic home of the last educational moment, IMHO, when we took seriously the interpersonal, the autobiographical, the human becoming of our work. The last moments before Reagan and measure-to-manage became commonsensical, before the ground opened and swallowed it all up in a conflagration of accountability that now feels like the only way to do school. (But isn’t.)

    Of course, the real kicker is that every educational space that feels humane now was just “nice” when it opened, according to whatever “nice” meant at the time. The modernist / Brutalist cement and chrome piles I remember fondly from undergrad were built in the 60s as interruptions of the previous century’s brownstones. They only feel human to me because I was a human in them. (Oh look, one of those just got torn down and replaced too.)

    Maybe the real point of this reverie on human living in inhumane spaces is that only by living in them do cold spaces warm up. Places where we do sacred work become sanctified. Churches and schools. Why does an empty classroom feel different than an empty hospital ward, than an empty prison cell? Exactly.

    Maybe one of my deepest disquiets about online Zoom classes is that Zoom will never feel lived-in. A Zoom meeting is always the same, because a Zoom meeting is not a place. Evening class in Zoom can never feel different than every other meeting you have had in Zoom that day. It is the same not-space, and unless we who teach there make a real effort to make it otherwise, what is conveyed therein will just be more content to be consumed and optimized and turned into deliverables and accountabilities.

    (And easily 1/3 of the sessions at my meeting were about incorporating AI into the teaching, writing, and mentoring work we do: another irreality that is changing the scope of what we can imagine doing with our students. For another day.)

    We need real places to feel ourselves as real people undertaking real experiences. A sentence even John Dewey, that Lorax of experience, could not have imagined uttering in his day.

    Don’t know how to end this. Maybe with the suggestion that we all notice and value what the real spaces we live in do for us. Whether welcoming and accommodating or brutal and indifferent, we make ourselves and each other as we share those spaces and work toward our shared intentions.

    What do we want them to feel like? What can we do to make them more so?

    Whatever they start out as, they end up…ours.

    This whole blog SHOULD be about my amazing encounter this week with Bryan Kravitz of Philly Typewriter. What a shop, what a project! Typewriter Valhalla! More to come!

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  • Clankers in the Wiki

    October 14th, 2025

    I really have no time for blogging today, but I have to share Wikipedia’s “Signs of AI Writing” advice page that I stumbled across while not sleeping last night. It is sort of an internal white paper for those who edit that remarkable resource: not definitive, but trying really hard to be helpful.

    I had no idea this existed. But it turns out to be the most explicit list of tells, bugaboos, and quirks of LLM output in fall 2025 I that have ever seen.

    Last week I taught my doc seminar on scholarly writing, and was informed by my doc students that “em dashes mean AI wrote it.” A quick web search shows I am a few months behind this supposed wisdom, and it is included.

    (Though sadly, the only essential thinkpiece on the issue is not.)

    The first takeaways are pretty breathtaking. I will quote widely from the page (linked above) because no time to paraphrase.

    [snip]

    LLM writing often puffs up the importance of the subject matter by adding statements about how arbitrary aspects of the topic represent or contribute to a broader topic…Words to watch: stands as / serves as / is a testament/reminder, plays a vital/significant/crucial role, underscores/highlights its importance/significance, reflects broader, symbolizing its ongoing, contributing to, enduring/lasting impact, watershed moment, key turning point, deeply rooted, profound heritage, steadfast dedication, indelible mark, solidifies …

    AI chatbots tend to insert superficial analysis of information, often in relation to its significance, recognition, or impact. This is often done by attaching a present participle (“-ing”) phrase at the end of sentences, sometimes with vague attributions to third parties…Words to watch: ensuring …, highlighting …, emphasizing …, reflecting …, underscoring …, showcasing …, aligns with…

    LLMs have serious problems keeping a neutral tone, especially when writing about something that could be considered “cultural heritage”—in which case they will constantly remind the reader that it is cultural heritage…Words to watch: rich/vibrant cultural heritage/tapestry, boasts a, continues to captivate, groundbreaking, intricate, stunning natural beauty, enduring/lasting legacy, nestled, in the heart of  …

    LLMs often introduce their own interpretation, analysis, and opinions in their writing, even when they are asked to write neutrally, violating the policy No original research. Editorializing can appear through specific words or phrases or within broader sentence structures. This indicator often overlaps with other language and tone indicators in this list. Note that humans and especially new editors often make this mistake as well…Words to watch: it’s important to note/remember/consider, is worth mentioning …

    [/snip]

    It goes on and on; you should check it out.

    We are of course beyond “gotcha” AI moments, at least in my institution. We are encouraged to “teach the controversy,” surely, and encourage students to begin to use these tools critically because job skills.

    But if you are someone who cares about words, or was taught to, or make at least part of your life with words, I ask you: what do you notice about these “tells”?

    That they are, and have always been, the hallmark of inexperienced writers trying to find their way into what they have to say.

    When we who care about words say that AI output is “bad” I can begin to see now what we mean. It is vague; it pretends to perspective it does not have; it leans into gravity while being featherweight.

    In other words: it is a lot like the papers many of our students would be writing on their own–if they were actually writing their papers.

    So where’s the problem?

    The problem is: until you write like this on your own, and get told you are writing like this and shown how to do better…you will continue to write like this.

    Worse, you will be satisfied with this writing as “enough.” It looks “smart” and “authoritative,” so it must be.

    And this is only the writing-skill part of the deeper issue, described in the lengthy quote from an associated page:

    [snip]

    LLMs are pattern completion programs: They generate text by outputting the words most likely to come after the previous ones. They learn these patterns from their training data, which includes a wide variety of content from the Internet and elsewhere, including works of fiction, low-effort forum posts, unstructured and low-quality content for search engine optimization (SEO), and so on. Because of this, LLMs will sometimes “draw conclusions” which, even if they seem superficially familiar, are not present in any single reliable source. They can also comply with prompts with absurd premises, like “The following is an article about the benefits of eating crushed glass”. Finally, LLMs can make things up, which is a statistically inevitable byproduct of their design, called “hallucination“…

    As LLMs often output accurate statements, and since their outputs are typically plausible-sounding and given with an air of confidence, any time that they deliver a useful-seeming result, people may have difficulty detecting the above problems. An average user who believes that they are in possession of a useful tool, who maybe did a spot check for accuracy and “didn’t see any problems”, is biased to accept the output as provided; but it is highly likely that there are problems.

    [/snip]

    If you care about writing–or if you don’t care about writing, but do care about critical thinking, bias, or plausible-sounding and confidently-expressed things being accepted as true–well then, there is much to fear here.

    Thoughts?

    My typewriter sits in the corner and shakes its shaggy head at me…

    Image borrowed from this Axios story on the apparent currency of the term “clanker” for undesired and ineffective AI. Image possibly AI generated, who can know anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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  • Straight Talk

    October 12th, 2025

    Happy National Coming Out Day! It was yesterday, Oct 11. But I will be observing today: by coming out as a heterosexual and cisgendered ally of my LGBTQ+ students, colleagues, friends, family, and readers.

    I do not mean to make light of the occasion by shifting its meaning like this. I understand its gravity, and honor its creation in the dark days of the AIDS epidemic.

    But at least around here, people like me seem to have backed away from using the unique protections that our positionality provides us to work for our more vulnerable fellow citizens.

    And I want to say to my straight brothers and sisters: where the hell did you go?

    My fellow educators, five minutes with the appalling data on the increased risks of suicide, self-harm, and interpersonal violence for LBGTQ+ young people should make up your mind that creating actively inclusive spaces is part of your responsibility.

    Like I tell my students: the first job of an educator is to affirm the safety of those in their charge. This is 101-level Maslow: No safety, no learning.

    If you are not actively interrupting the homophobic and transphobic culture of school—the hallway and locker room talk, not just the classroom talk—you are part of the problem.

    This truth does not not have to change your faith, your heritage, or your heart. It DOES have to change your practice to an active, change-making daily approach, not a ¯_(ツ)_/¯ and pretend-not-to-hear approach.

    How will you know what to do? Especially if you live in a purple-to-red state like mine?

    Well, from one straight person (teacher) to another, this is what I do, and what I humbly suggest.

    First: think on the LGBTQ+ people you have taught, known, and loved in your life, and presently do. There have been hundreds, both those who told you about this part of themselves and those who didn’t.

    Second: make the list, maybe actually write it down. See their faces in your mind.

    Third: thank them, in your heart (or maybe even IRL, if you never have). Thank them for trusting you with their truth–especially if their truth proceeded to ruin your capacity to pretend that their issues are not yours.

    And once you have done that—well, act accordingly, on both their behalf and the behalf of those additional hundreds you have not yet met, nor yet had the responsibility to serve.

    And what does THAT mean? “Act accordingly?” Well, I can’t know for sure. But you can figure it out!

    Here’s a thought: maybe go to the Pride March next June! A friend thanked me at ours for marching, “especially as a straight person.” Why? It is literally the least I can do, and you too. To stand with and for.

    You don’t have to carry a flag or holler alternate lyrics to “Hot to Go” (though that was super fun).

    You do have to stand up and be counted, and swell the numbers, and put your safe and nearly-invisible body between those whose bodies aren’t and those who might do them harm.

    Mark it, show it, name it! And I am not perfect at this. This week I finally took the unity flag out of my work email signature. Maybe I am a coward. But we got another email from legal reminding us of the old-and-new rules governing “political activities and employees,” and for the first time it linked to the “email signature guidelines” provided by our ever-vigilant Comms team, which I quote in full:

    Don’t promote a personal agenda, including politcal [SIC—nice] messages. If it isn’t connected to your professional life, it doesn’t fit in your signature.

    This is loathsome, as I argue to my students: identity is not a political message. Solidarity and safety and peace and love are not political messages. These are humane messages. These are “the world I want to live in ” messages. Aren’t they? As we let identity become politicized—as we let what we know so clearly about bias and its deadly impact become politicized—we diminish in our humanity.

    But in this moment, in a system that claims “institutional neutrality” and a news cycle that is keeping the body count of fired professors, a message from legal carries different weight, and I intend to keep this job. So I made the change. I kept my pronouns in there; they are not illegal yet. And I still wear the unity button I have every day since the election. We will see what’s next.

    Is this the right thing to do? Is this the best thing to do? I don’t know. I am figuring this out as I go.

    But I am still working on it.

    And my dear fellow straight folks, hey:

    Are you working on it? If not–where have you gone?

    Yes, you might think I am virtue signaling. Whatever. (Kind of a charming throwback, that, in 2025.)

    And yes, there are multiple identities being punished and erased and traumatized right now, and they all matter. Black Lives Matter. Immigrant lives matter. Womens’ lives matter, as we lose generations of change in their self-determination and autonomy and safety. I admit the zone is flooded, and I am not working for it all the same way. (This week I did get added to the translator list for the Immigrant Justice Coalition, so maybe that can change too.)

    But this corner of the vineyard feels like mine—and I see a way through to do something about it—and I am going to keep working on it.

    Het/cis friends: Will you?

    If not, why not? What changed?

    The times, yes; the climate, the laws, the workplace feel, yes, they have all changed.

    But has what is right changed? No. Has your love for those friends you conjured up a minute ago changed? No.

    Have YOU changed, fellow person who could just keep your head down and ride this out in your ill-fitting khakis, and who could blame you? Maybe?

    Well, don’t! We can’t change. Please don’t change.

    Our LGBTQ+ dear ones need us not to. Our nation needs us not to.

    And down deep: you need yourself not to.

    Straight talk!

    Happy National Coming Out Day!

    Image from Wikipedia. The logo is from the following website: https://www.hrc.org/ https://www.elm.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/NatnlComingOutDay.jpg, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=20687252

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  • Foie Gras or Peanut Butter

    October 4th, 2025
    My view this morning. How’s yours?

    Works cited:

    NYT—Open AI’s New Video App is Jaw-Dropping (For Better or Worse): https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/technology/openai-sora-video-app.html?unlocked_article_code=1.q08.UUYt.5QX7omLx3jYN&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

    *I am not really a Pavement fan, though “Slanted and and Enchanted” was pressed upon me by the hippest guy I know. See? I have no strong feelings about Nickelback, but I wish them well.

    **That whole last bit is Wendell Berry—sure ain’t me, but I love it. See the page “Typewriter Agonistes” for link.

    ***Elliot Eisner taught me the next, done, good stuff; can’t cite it on my little phone but you should read him, a lot. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliot_Eisner

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  • Robots Throwing Robots

    September 30th, 2025

    Here’s the 1961 Olivetti Studio 44 I typed these pages on. My deep-sea creature! My Nautilus, my Monstruo!

    Links referred to:

    Real Steel–Wikipedia

    AI-2027

    A Weighty and Whimsical Century of the New Yorker–NYT

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  • Another Awful Morning

    September 11th, 2025
    A student works it out at Typewriterfest, April 2025.

    Here is my post from 9/11/2011, on yet another morning when we wake up horrified by the news and braced for what might come next.

    Yet again, I am weighing the events of the moment against the peremptory start of class at 9:30. A teacher’s capacity to be ready for the start of class is one of our many superpowers–but that singular focus blinds as well as illuminates.

    In my 2011 post, I wonder if I should have pushed for sharing more info with our young students that morning. As it turned out, my instinct not to say anything and keep a news blackout all day was what we did, as a school. And I wonder if it was right, and decide that if I had it to do over I would instead share the news and be part of discussing it with them.

    This morning, though, I am not at all inclined to address the events of the day in class. It is a different landscape, of course, than we met in 2001. One in which what might materialize in the next few days is also unpredictable, but is uniquely inflamed by the extremity of the rhetoric–and the technologically-weaponized speed with which information travels and is converted to sensation, message, and action.

    My scheduled work in class today includes a good amount of semi-structured time with my manual typewriters. I am using them 1:1 with my undergrads this year, once a week. They each choose a machine to work with for a few weeks, and I am building in time for reflective human words typing about both our shared curriculum and their daily experience of life.

    I am doing this to invite them to discern the different levels of experience they get to choose to have. To help them feel the rarest of feelings in the swirl of messages we receive every day: like a subject acting, rather than an object acted upon. This seems to be a fundamental capacity for people we will soon trust with our youngest and most vulnerable humans.

    Perhaps the best I can offer them today is exactly that: a moment away from phones and socials and provocations and interpretations for them to try to discern who they are, how they feel, and what they want to do next. In the slow, letter-at-a-time process that the typewriter requires: the only thing it can do, and the thing it does without peer.

    With a typewriter in front of you and nothing to do but write, you find yourself saying to yourself, what about this? And this? And this? In 2025, the typewriter gives you back to yourself, sentence upon sentence.

    I hope we all find ourselves today.

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  • Something Tapping Me on the Shoulder

    September 9th, 2025

    Rewatched a terrific Oz Perkins film last night, on my small personal screen. Longlegs. (And if you haven’t seen it yet, obviously spoilers abound in what follows.)

    I made a point of first seeing it in a nearly-empty theater when it was released fourteen months ago, and am glad I did. The forced perspectives work best when there is nowhere else to look but down the tunnels he builds, over and over again. When there is nowhere else to go.

    But this time I had the comfort of pause and rewind, and subtitles to make what on first viewing is terrifying mumbling into words. I am not sure which experience I prefer.

    Those perspectives regularly give you a long view of an outside or household landscape, with everything focused and static–then refuse to tell you where to look. Like the conceit of Paranormal Activity, you do not know what is about to happen or where the threat will emerge.

    But unlike that excellent but still-lesser film, the payoffs do not always come. A second viewing allows you to cheat, of course. To mash the “rewind ten seconds” button over and over and see how Perkins’ craft shifted something so, so subtly, just enough to decenter you from where you are looking. This is a well-worn tool of horror, but I have not seen it used so deftly since Let the Right One In‘s blend of uncanny and quotidian.

    What is worth noticing, remembering, reading, adding to your churning internal complex of “making sense”? Maybe the central question of the film, and mostly unremarked in reviews I have read.

    Maika Monroe’s Lee Harker experiences the world differently than the barely-sketched normies around her–and why is left pretty open until the very end. Is it intuition, or psychic power? Is she on the spectrum? All we know is she can attend more closely to real things that others do not even see; grok what others do not even know is there to be grokked. She is in reality: just a different one than everyone else knows. The film actually makes refreshingly-short work of the usual business of trying to understand why she knows stuff: in the last third, a massive manhunt is begun based only on her saying, this is guy we have to find.

    The 90s milieu of the film is signaled only by a looming official portrait of Bill Clinton in an FBI office, and the unmentioned nondigital surfaces where the story lives. This is how we lived before our smartphones, the film says over and over: there was nothing to note about it, because it was just living. The cars have radios, the libraries have microfilm readers, and all the macguffins that move the film’s grim business along are hand-crafted and hand-deployed: dolls, birthday notes, shotguns.

    And the “built environment” of the film is warmly lit, but grimy on top of ersatz. The net effect is queasily human and alien both. The FBI office’s walls are paneled in the faux-grain dark wood all children of the eighties know well, from rec rooms and dens where Godzilla films on TV were watched on long Sunday afternoons and unsupervised Boggle games went inexplicably awry.

    Institutional spaces are massive and cluttered at once, and the people who sit and stand in them are oblivious to how the strangely-shaped doors and oddly-placed windows in turn shape and place them according to obscure intentions. The exception is Lee’s childhood home, a handsome arts-and-crafts farmhouse that we first see in her pre-blight childhood. In the present, though, it has been taken over by malevolence that weaponizes reality against its sole occupant: hoarding, but hoarding as slow encroachment and engulfment. The fast-cut images of snakes writhing bear out this sense of being surrounded and consumed (kudos to Perkins for recasting this imagery to his own vision, after Nine Inch Nails’ era-defining Hurt).

    There is a single manual typewriter in this film, that I could find: an unremarkable 70s era Smith-Corona we see abandoned on Lee’s childhood desk, surrounded by a time-capsule child’s bedroom. Here like in so many films, it is a shorthand way for a filmmaker to evoke the beforetimes. As surely as the stack of Polaroid instant photos Lee finds in the same scene, which hasten the story to its conclusion. In a film with so much realia, it fades into the background as yet another artifact piled up over time against an implacable invading force.

    But there is so much time to stack up, in this movie. Scene after scene seems to move at 1/3 speed, until sudden violence is delivered at its own slow pace. We fall with Lee into reverie after reverie: on our knees with her as she spreads out photos and reports on a dark red carpet, at her desk at home as she decodes satanic code with her well-thumbed Bible open beside her.

    Fans of Perkins’ The Blackcoat’s Daughter and Gretel and Hansel will recognize this insistence upon letting things unfold the way they actually do. Upon refusing to make even the most absorbing life pass more “narratively” than it actually does. Upon refusing to tell you what is going to matter later that right now is just another object on a desk, another shadow in the corner of the frame.

    My own time is moving fast, and I need to get ready for class. But I will always be ready for another plunge with Perkins into a world of real things and places that seem like what you think until they are not. This one is a real dilly.

    As a nine year-old girl asks in a quiet moment: Is it scary being a lady FBI agent?

    And the answer: Yeah. Yeah, it is.

    (Image from EW.)

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  • What is a Reason to Believe?

    September 2nd, 2025
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    Been thinking a lot about this question this morning, as all Tar Heels have after the prime-time shellacking our social-climbing football team and its famous head coach received last night.

    I have been a Tar Heel for twenty-five years. We moved to Chapel Hill in 2000 for me to do the doctorate, and have stayed. All our children are born and raised here; the piedmont for the first ten years, and the mountains for the last fifteen.

    We thought hard about coming here! Leaving Palo Alto and another Stanford degree seemed like foolishness from some POVs. But North Carolina beckoned. It was a “deep purple state” even then, before we used the term–with blue ascendant, especially in the Triangle. It was a better fit for our whole lives. We committed, and have (almost) never regretted the choice.

    Believing is not just repping your team when they win! Anyone can do that. That’s why you can get a Carolina shirt at Hot Topic when men’s basketball is on a streak. And why casual fans howl for a head when the new guy delivers an 8-20 season.

    No: believing is standing with your school when they lose.

    And not just on the scoreboard. When the institution you attached yourself to on purpose loses its way–or better, when the whole enterprise breaks and your school trips on its laces trying to get onto the court. When the system you threw your lot in with twenty-five years ago betrays their values in almost every way they can be betrayed.

    We all need something to believe in. As Wendell Berry taught me, our institutions ARE us.

    And belief is irrational by definition: if it were rational, it wouldn’t be faith. Bruce Springsteen said that–he didn’t sing it the night we heard him in Kenan Stadium, but he got it. And he put it as the last song in the most no-reason-to-believe record he ever made, too.

    Faith is stupid…and it is the only thing that matters. Finding it when you can’t find it is the only work worth doing.

    Seeking a reason to believe today, in so many ways.

    #GDTBATH

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  • Blank Paper Energy

    August 13th, 2025
    Why yes, that IS the original paper support, thanks for noticing!

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  • Save It, Tell Its Story. Maybe…

    July 22nd, 2025
    Christie Hemm Klok, for the New York Times, as linked below.

    I might get to yell “first” in the Typosphere for blogging this terrific NYT article on the rediscovery of the “MingKwai” Chinese typewriter.

    It details the thrill of Tom Mullaney, an obsessive history professor (I thought I had it bad) searching out, finding, and saving the only extant example of this machine from oblivion.

    I have never seen any Asian language typewriter in person, but the gorgeous photos here really give a sense of the engineering feat accomplished in this protoype.

    Imagine!

    Any two keystrokes, representing pieces of characters, moved gears within the machine. In a central window, which Mr. Lin (YuTang, the inventor) called the Magic Eye, up to eight different characters containing those pieces then appeared, and the typist could select the right one.

    Mr. Lin had made it possible to type tens of thousands of characters using 72 keys. It was almost as if, Dr. Mullaney said, Mr. Lin had invented a keyboard with a single key capable of typing the entire Roman alphabet.

    He named his machine MingKwai, which roughly translates to “clear and fast.”

    Ibid.

    It was never manufactured. Lin had a single prototype made in the 30s at his own enormous expense, and tried to sell it to Remington, the General Motors of the era’s American typewriter industry. It failed during the demo; he went bankrupt; the machine was stashed at his job, then moved here, then there, and was presumed lost.

    “Gone the way of most obsolete technology…had most likely ended up on a scrapheap. The right person hadn’t been there to save it, to tell its story.”

    What is worth saving?

    I think typewriters tend to be! My typewriter collection does not enter Dr Mullaney’s rare air, for sure. All of my machines were made in the hundreds of thousands, if not more, and none could be considered truly scarce. Though some, like the 1967 Hermes Ambassador that tops my blog, are definitely scarcer than others.

    But the course of the Ambassador is exemplary of the path I think once-precious things often take when they become outmoded. It got stashed in the back of a dry closet, under a cheap plastic cover someone had the presence of mind to replace before forgetting about it for decades. And that afterthought by some anonymous someone is why it surfaced in an estate sale, perfectly functional, when so many others that were left uncovered in damp basements or attics do not. (Cover your typewriters, children!)

    I think so many manual typewriters are still around because they were so expensive. They were workaday tools–well, some were more stylish than others, and they had different price points, so maybe they were more like automobiles than tools–but they were dear to acquire, about the price of a laptop today. So even when they were no longer needed, and were replaced by an electric or a desktop computer, folks couldn’t imagine tossing them out.

    That cover wasn’t an afterthought. The Ambassador was a luxury model! I like to imagine that it was the owner’s child, or grandchild, that finally made the choice to store it safely. Maybe because they had been told over and over that it wasn’t a toy. You can’t play with it. It’s precious. Treat it like something precious. And that someone–or their child–did.

    So maybe that’s why one generation’s expensive stuff tends to still be around for future generations to rediscover, reassess, and decide if it has anything new to offer in a present-day recontextualization. The kids get told to take care of it–and they do.

    But…what about the true ephemera of our daily lives? Will we miss any of it when it is gone?

    Cruise FB Marketplace’s “free stuff” section in a college town right around the end of July, when all the student apartments are turning over, and wonder. Will anyone ever miss flatpack furniture? Entry-level vacuum cleaners? Futons? (So many futons.)

    So much hideousness. Here in my personal college town, our sustainability-branded university students used to collect all the discarded stuff, spend a few weeks cleaning and sorting it, and then sell it back to the incoming frosh in “The Big Sale” that happened at Legends, proceeds to scholarships. A one-day Black Friday delirious feeding frenzy of plastic and upholstery and area rugs. It was a gas.

    Unimaginable with social distancing, “The Big Sale” got cancelled during COVID…then, like so many things, just quietly never started up again.1 I have a mediocre electric fan from the last one in 2019. It cools nothing, but reminds me of stomping around the bedlam of that sunny hot morning in a packed Legends with my then six-year-old in wide-eyed tow. Glorious memory.

    You miss the ephemeral stuff if you have reason to miss it; you miss stuff if it has a reason to matter. It was from the last “Sale.” I didn’t know it was the last sale, any more than Lin knew the typewriter would be the only one ever made. The meaning got loaded into it after.

    And of course you can’t save everything just in case it matters later–because that is the high road to hoarding. If you never throw anything out, how will anything ever be precious?

    You have to miss something for anything to matter. Like Sheryl Crow sang, “there ain’t nothin’ like regret / to remind you you’re alive.” Better to lose too much and make space for the new, run the risk of having tossed something you long for, than be hemmed in by stacks of everything in case some of it happens to matter to you again…

    Right?

    So: save some of it, I guess?

    Maybe that is how to honor a past you were part of–and, eventually, as you grow older and more judicious about what is beautiful, a past you weren’t part of too.

    But also, let the world have its way with ephemera, which of course is most everything. Burn through stuff made to be burned through.

    What matters will become clear later…and we will have the delectable chance then to rediscover what once we could not even see, and treasure it up in our new world for the preciousness it brings us from the old.

    Ibid.
    1. Besides, Legends was torn down this week. Victim of Helene, supposedly–but also was hard to program the last few years, and nothing that doesn’t fill up right with value stays as-is on this campus. Will it be missed? Maybe if you saw Hank Williams Jr there, or Dave Matthews, or A Tribe Called Quest…some hyperlocal cred to be collected if you did. I saw a great band there once featuring students I taught in middle school twenty years earlier. That is enough for me to miss it–especially because it will almost certainly be replaced with some “nice”, institutional building with all the soul of a Holiday Inn Express. ↩︎

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